The Da Vinci Urn

FEATURE FILM
GENRE: Black comedy
STATUS: Ready and awaiting funding
WRITER: Paul Warner Dobson
DIRECTOR: Nawab Gul
PRODUCER: Alan Douglas

The long lost Da Vinci Urn which disappeared from Florence's Uffizi Gallery in the dying days of WWII has resurfaced in a run-down auction house where its true value is unknown. A ruthless Chinese Triad art dealer plans to buy it on the cheap without alerting attention, so hires a low level mafia gangster to bid on his behalf. When other gangsters and their trashy girlfriends suspect the urn has value a mad dash ensues to secure the priceless treasure.